Boring Millionaires

Which boring business should you start?

This is a filter, not a personality quiz. Tell it what you can spend and how you want to work, and it returns the documented models that fit, each one linked to a real owner in the database and the figures they actually reported. No result here is hypothetical.

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Which boring business has the best margins?

Before hiring, solo and route work: junk removal at roughly 50 percent in year one, striping near 55 percent, bin cleaning at 50 to 70 percent once routes are dense. The pattern every documented owner reports is that margins compress as crews and managers arrive. Landwehr's sequence, 50 percent to 20 percent as he hired his way out of the truck, is the clearest statement of the trade in this database.

Should I start one or buy one?

Both are documented here. Dave Menz bought a failing laundromat for $85,000 and built a chain reporting $2 million a year; Nick Huber buys rural storage at $40 to $70 a square foot; Ryan McCoy bought a franchise territory already running and did $900,000 in his first year. Buying converts capital into existing revenue. Starting converts years into equity. The database contains no evidence that either path is generally better, only that both work when the operator is serious.

Startup costs are the documented figure where an owner in the database reported one, and typical industry ranges otherwise. Every model links to the database, where the sources live.

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