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Self-storage

Nick Huber's Bolt Storage anchors this category: more than 40 rural facilities and 1.9 million square feet, acquired largely from mom-and-pop owners at $40 to $70 per square foot, renting for around $10 per square foot per year, and operated almost entirely remotely. The customer is paying monthly to avoid making a decision, and the decision gets avoided for years.

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Why it scores boring

Storage scores 88: the product is a metal box with a gate code, demand comes from life events rather than the business cycle, and the rural markets Huber targets are too small to attract institutional competition. It loses a few points to the glamour axis only because private equity noticed the category, which is the closest thing to excitement storage has ever produced.

Common questions

Is self-storage a passive business?

More than most, less than promised. Bolt runs 40+ facilities remotely with gate codes, cameras, and a central call team. What stays active is everything that makes it work: sourcing deals, raising rents, and filling units. The building is passive; the business isn't.

What does rural self-storage cost to buy?

Huber's reported numbers: $40 to $70 per square foot to buy from retiring mom-and-pop owners, with rents near $10 per square foot per year. The spread between those two figures, managed well, is the whole investment case.

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